If you can get off to this, I hope you're reading from I'm just telling you that probably nothing in this game is going to turn you on until you win a picture of a naked girl.

Yes, I understand there is something wrong with an industry when a group of women kicking the crap out of each other in thongs is totally normal, but fuck that I'm not a sociologist. There were a lot of half-naked people already in Street Fighter 2, so the actual game doesn't even seem unusually erotic. Because if you masturbated using your amazing dexterity, there's a good chance it'll end with a pleasure-induced brain seizure and a fucking disturbing corpse for your landlord to find. Getting them out of their panties requires such a fantastic level of hand-eye coordination and rapid reflexes that it becomes a death trap. So by the point of full nudity, you'll probably have to strap a straitjacket on her anyway. She could be playfully washing your car with a group of topless cheerleaders, but when the words 'POP MY BUBBLE NOW I BET I CAN MAKE YOUR'S BURST!' come out of her mouth, you're going to be a little too busy backing cautiously away to have anyone bursting all over your bubbles.Įach level, the screaming women get more and more nude, losing a little bit more of their mind each time.

When a badly rendered woman who clearly can't speak English is trying to seduce someone with puns about soap bubbles, it's an uphill battle.

While the screenshots you earn in Bubble Bath Babes are easier to masturbate to than any of the bonus screens the original Tetris gave you, they're still not that sexy.

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